I got a gift card

Okay, people, we all know I’m a drugstore queen, devoted to a bargain, adamant that a higher price tag is never indicative of quality, and my twin mission statements are basically (1) Disavow The Hype and (2) Avoid Pricey Posh Products.

But I got a gift card.

It is a very, very generous gift card. (From a very, very generous friend, who knows little about…

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